Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Humanity......

I am not a parent and when I hear about things like this I remember one of the reasons why!

As I am somewhat on the inside through my work, so to speak, I should be careful what I say..........

I feel for both families......no one deserves this.

I am a pacifist generally but this creature should be removed from the planet..........immediately!!!!!!

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Diagnosis.....

I was right....a new job was the doctor's recommendation as I guessed! Not so easy to do....maybe I can re-invent the old job......hmmmm....maybe not.

I think I will stay around for a bit longer....if only to watch "Hairplug". It's amazing to sit back and watch a grown man of 50 odd losing it completely. He's taken to wandering around the office sprouting total gibberish to all and sundry......now that's just a bit disturbing! It's a good thing he doesn't have access to the firearms...........it's just a shame he still has rank. He is also now so self-absorbed that he will very shortly disappear up his own rectal passage......mental note - make sure the video camera is handy....it would make "Funniest Home Video" for sure or maybe we could just upload it to the 'net'.

At least I still have my sense of humour.....in several shades of black!!!!

Monday, June 19, 2006

Police Malaise....

Of late I think my job has made me sick........not so much sick of my job as sick from it!

I have been crook since Saturday and couldn't go today due to a blinding headache.........I seem to drag myself in on Mondays and soldier through the week only to crash on the weekend..........what else could it be?????

Off to see the doctor tomorrow.........I wonder what the prescription for this problem is??????

A new job.......it's not like I haven't been looking!

I guess the job does really suck!

Friday, June 09, 2006

Sailing in uncharted waters....

As part of my pirate persona I often think about everyday events with a piratical spin.....

As mentioned in recent posts the good ship "Saucy PRU" has been sailing through turbulent seas in the aftermath of hurricane 'Internal Affairs'. Capt 'K' has regained command however first mate 'Hairplug' the helmsman, who stubbed his toe whilst contemplating his own reflection, has lost interest and our stout ship is now sailing uncharted waters.

Capt 'K' reprimanded the first mate yesterday but it seems to have only added to 'Hairplugs' woes....after all the two missing crew only fell over board during the storm and may drown, his toe hurts....a lot!!!!

I predict that either the crew will mutiny and hoist the first mate on the yard arm or Capt 'K' will feed him to the fishes. Both results are a plus for the crew really............

Now.........where is the ship's gallows rope?

Friday, June 02, 2006

Tired and Emotional............

I'm tired........very tired!

Work has been very hard.........not the actual work per se, more so the work environment.

I have been watching helplessly as a good friend goes through a 'hell' not of her making......and just wish I could help somehow. What makes it harder is that "Hairplug", my supervisor, is also stressed regarding his own related situation and this is making life for my friend unbearable. His problems are very minor compared to hers and he expects all the sympathy.........what an A grade, card carrying wanker! He needs to grow some bollocks! I care for her a lot as a friend and hope things start to improve because she deserves better.

I have reached a decision in my own life and it's time to start improving my lot........I need a change!

I have very little enthusiasm for my job at the moment so I need to recharge......time to do something that I will enjoy!

I'll keep you posted...........in time.